It appears your son was 85 percent curry!

Danny Wallace
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  1. This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man. - William Shakespeare

  2. I love you like a fat kid loves cake! - Scott Adams

  3. One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

  4. There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

  5. It seems to me that our three basic needs, for food and security and love, are so mixed and mingled and entwined that we cannot straightly think of one without the others. So it happens that when I write of hunger, I am really writing... - M.F.K. Fisher

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  1. But the happiest people are the ones who understand that good things occur when one allows them to.

  2. At first I assumed he was a Mexican, but slowly began to realise that a real Mexican probably wouldn't be wearing a sombrero in a London nightclub. And he'd probably have a real moustache, not a stick-on one. A Mexican with a stick-on moustache would...

  3. I mean No is power. No says, "I'm in charge." Think about how many times you've said yes in the past year, and how many times you would've liked to have said no instead. Maybe being able to say no is the one thing that...

  4. Wagamama. Text messaging aficionados might like to note that this is one of the most satisfying words you can possibly type.

  5. Take the stupidest thing you've ever done. At least it's done. It's over. It's gone. <span style="margin:15px; display:block"></span>We can all learn from our mistakes and heal and move on. But it's harder to learn or heal or move on from something that hasn't happened; something...

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